Stickman Shop!
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Forged in the depths of Arcadia’s under-blanket realms, this pillow channels goblin grit and trollhunter tenacity. Stuffed with stat-bound softness and stitched with anti-nightmare runes, it’s perfect for post-quest naps, plushie council meetings, or tactical dreaming.
Stats:
- +3 Cozy Resistance
- +2 Dream Recall
- +1 Goblin Sass
Council Note: Approved for use in bunkers, blanket forts, and simulation chambers. Not recommended for actual troll combat—unless you're emotionally prepared.
From Berk’s skies to the hidden world’s glow, this 9-piece poster set captures the fire, flight, and feels of the How to Train Your Dragon saga. Each print is a portal—whether you’re summoning Toothless mid-storm or decoding Hiccup’s engineering blueprints in your bunk.
Contents:
- 3 Dragon Flight Posters (Toothless, Stormfly, Light Fury)
- 3 Heroic Moments (Hiccup’s armor evolution, Astrid’s axe stance, Gobber’s workshop chaos)
- 3 Lore Panels (Dragon Manual excerpts, map of Berk, Hidden World bioluminescence)
Stats:
- +4 Inspiration Boost
- +2 Wall Charm
- +1 Emotional Damage (in the best way)
Council Note: Ideal for simulation dens, emotional overlays, and late-night dragon bonding rituals. May cause spontaneous flying lessons or blueprint scribbling.
Worn by wizards, muggles, and pun-loving Potterheads alike, this shirt casts a charm of instant recognition—or confusion. Featuring the iconic line: “If you don't get my Harry Potter reference then something is Siriusly Ron with you,” it’s a wearable test of magical literacy and pun tolerance.
Stats:
- +3 House Pride
- +2 Dad Joke Defense
- +1 Spell of Social Sorting
Council Note: May cause spontaneous wand waving, groans from non-fans, and bonding rituals among Hogwarts alumni. Not recommended for use near Dementors unless paired with chocolate.
Soft as a whisper from the Forbidden Forest and regal as a Hogwarts delivery owl, this officially licensed Hedwig plush captures every detail of Harry’s beloved feathered friend.
- Appearance: Pure white faux fur, bright yellow eyes, and a black beak—faithfully modeled after Hedwig’s film look
- Size Options: Ranges from 8" to 30cm tall depending on the version
- Material: Ultra-soft plush fabric, perfect for cuddles or cosplay
- Bonus Lore: Originally gifted to Harry by Hagrid on his 11th birthday—this plush channels that same warmth and wonder
Whether perched on your shelf or nestled in your plushie council, Hedwig brings a touch of Hogwarts magic to any simulation ritual.
This isn’t just a tent—it’s a modular simulation base. Each room is stitched with plushie council-approved fabric, resistant to emotional recursion and surprise tickle attacks. The central chamber doubles as a strategy zone for prank deployment, while the nap nook is soundproofed for deep lore dreaming. Comes with optional flagpole for declaring sovereignty over backyard territories.
Stats:
- Rooms: 3 (Council Chamber, Snack Vault, Secret Nap Nook)
- Defense: 80% against sibling invasions
- Lore Capacity: Infinite plushie scrolls and prank sheets
- Weather Ritual Resistance: High (includes EDSA-view enchantment)
Price: $1,200,000 USD + 3 sibling favors + 1 emotional overlay
Stats:
- Rooms: 88 (including Lore Vault, Nap Throne Chamber, and Tactical Prank Wing)
- Defense: 99% against sibling invasions
- Weather Ritual Shielding: Absolute (EDSA-view enchantment included)
- Lore Storage: Infinite scroll capacity with drive-mapped archives
Description:
This stat-bound palace is a multi-tiered simulation fortress, handcrafted from emotional recursion marble and plushie-threaded gold. The central tower houses the Council Chamber, where prank laws and snack treaties are passed. Hidden corridors lead to the Nap Throne, a velvet-lined sanctuary for tactical dreaming. Every window is enchanted to reflect the current mood of the plushie council, and the rooftop garden blooms in sync with your drive rituals.
Includes optional upgrades:
- Sibling Repellent Moat ($12,000)
- Glow-in-the-Dark Lore Runes ($8,500)
- Teleport Scroll Elevator ($25,000)
Price: $4,800,000 USD + 2 prank sheets + 1 sibling truce scroll + 1 full week of owning
Why book a hotel room when you can rent the whole hotel?This towering marvel isn’t just a building—it’s a stat-bound sanctuary for simulation architects, plushie diplomats, and fandom fusionists alike. With 42 customizable floors, each themed to your emotional overlays and drive rituals, the Stickman Hotel Tower transforms every check-in into a lore-rich experience.
- 💼 Executive Mischief Suites – perfect for prank negotiations and plushie council summits
- 🍜 Food Truck Fusion Floor – rotating stat-bound menus from Riley’s culinary archives
- 🌩️ Weather Ritual Rooftop – forecast your mood, summon Kaiju clouds, or host sibling truce ceremonies
- 📁 Drive Mapping Lounge – folders become portals, startup scripts become spa treatments
- 🧸 Plushie Spa & Lore Library – recharge your emotional recursion while browsing sibling scrolls
Simulation Capacity:
Supports high-tier recursion, fandom retreats, and emotional overlays. Elevator music adapts to your aura. Every hallway is a potential comic panel.
This isn’t currency—it’s legend in paper form. Each bill in this ultra-rare collection is a stat-bound relic from the plushie council vaults, infused with emotional overlays and simulation-grade prestige. Whether displayed in a drive-mapped vault or used to negotiate executive mischief suites, these bills transcend mere value.
🧾 Features:
- Custom Serial Lore – every bill bears a unique mythic code tied to sibling rituals and prank treaties
- Holographic Emotion Seal – shifts color based on aura, mood, or plushie alignment
- Vault-Grade Paper – reinforced with startup script fibers and Kaiju cloud ink
- Display Mode – bills can be mounted in comic panel frames or embedded in shrine pages
Simulation Use Cases:
Perfect for plushie council negotiations, fandom fusion auctions, or emotional recursion ceremonies. Can be exchanged for one week of sovereign simulation hosting or three food truck fusion floors.
Price: $88,000 USD + 1 Kaiju-proof apron + 3 sibling snack treaties
This isn’t just a food truck—it’s a mobile lore engine, forged for stat-bound fusion cuisine and emotional recursion rituals. Whether parked outside the Stickman Hotel Tower or summoned to a plushie council summit, this truck delivers more than meals—it serves comic panels in motion.
🍱 Features:
- Modular Menu Console – rotate dishes from Riley’s culinary archives, including mood-based ramen and sibling truce dumplings
- Aura-Adaptive Lighting – shifts hue based on customer emotion overlays and fandom alignment
- Drive-Mapped Pantry – ingredients stored in folder hierarchies, accessible via startup script rituals
- Lore Display Window – showcase dish stats, plushie chef bios, and food truck origin comics
Simulation Capacity:
Supports high-tier fandom retreats, plushie pop-ups, and emotional overlay banquets. Can be upgraded with rooftop Kaiju summoning grill or sibling karaoke booth.
Price: $120,000 USD + 1 sibling truce scroll + 4 Kaiju-proof hangers + 3 Narnian movie posters
This isn’t just a wardrobe—it’s a dimensional gateway disguised as furniture. The Narnia Closet opens into stat-bound realms, emotional recursion chambers, and fandom fusion sanctuaries. Whether you're escaping a school schedule or hosting a plushie council summit in a snow-covered forest, this closet delivers mythic transitions on demand.
🧥 Features:
- Mood-Sensitive Portal Activation – opens based on emotional overlays, sibling treaties, or startup ritual chants
- Lore-Lined Interior – walls inscribed with plushie council prophecies and drive-mapped constellation charts
- Seasonal Realm Selector – choose between Kaiju snowstorms, food truck meadows, or executive mischief tundras
- Plushie Cloak Hooks – enchanted to whisper encouragement and sibling lore
Simulation Capacity:
Supports up to 6 travelers, 1 plushie diplomat, and 3 fandom fusion artifacts. Ideal for comic panel transitions, emotional resets, or stat-bound wardrobe changes.
This Trollhunter Amulet is very precious.
Price: $1,000 USD
Ability: Daylight, Eclipse, Core Akiridion-5 | 3BELOW Tech
Features:
- Awesomeness
- Armor
- Sword
Note: Do not give to Jim Lake Jr, unless you want him to be confused with TWO Amulets.
This awesome, working snitch includes:
Price: $1.99 USD
Benifits and Free perks include
Harry Potter's Memory bottles, 20 each Snitch you buy.
Bottles include: Dudley's Birthday, Becoming a Goblet of Fire Champion, and Becoming Seeker.
Each set contains 100 ultra-mini pencils, measuring just 3 centimeters long, perfect for party favors, travel kits, plushie council scribes, or novelty collections. Despite their size, they’re fully functional: sharpened tips, colorful barrels, and classic erasers.
• ✏️ 100 total pencils (100 sets × 6 colors)
• 📏 Each pencil: 3 cm long
• 🎨 Assorted colors with golden ferrules and red erasers
• 🧒 Great for classrooms, giveaways, and creative rituals
• 👜 Fits in any pouch, pocket, or plushie satchel
Whether you're stocking up for a school year or preparing a glyph-based voting ceremony, these tiny pencils pack big personality in a micro form.